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noun: A man-like person who dresses in an outfit designed with sequins and anal beads. This person will usually performs Bob Dylan songs while playing harmonica. Normally, this person is accompanied by a monkey playing banjo. In recent years, the monkey has been replaced by a tall librarian with side burns.
The man dazzler in the shiny outfit performed a great cover of "Isis"
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The beautiful dazzling goal that Bobby firmino scored against arsenal in the 5-1 romp at anfield. Carving through their shite defense like a hot knife through butter
Oh wow what a goal that is from Firmino, its certainly now called The Bobby Dazzler
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A term derived from Lancashire, in the North West of England.
It means someone who looks good, or is well presented, often said to someone who is "dressed to impress" for an event or party
"Your Susie looks a reyt bobby dazzler tonight"
"Ohh arn't you a bobby dazzler"
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Something or someone super glamourous or uber sexy, an exclamation of surprise and delight.
Wow! Dont you look a Bobbie Dazzler!
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When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!
A person who kills you in Fortnite
Damn it Shawn! I got killed by that Coon Dazzler!
Noun (plural): a multiplicity of official (or official-looking) documents, permits, passes, and/or letters of authorization, typically bearing apparently authentic governmental stamps, seals, and signatures, to be presented mostly by scientific expeditions from developed nations whenever challenged by local, often sub-literate, authorities attempting to impede their progress to extort monies or other remunerations in return for “safe passage” through a specific area under their control; the intent being to thwart such local tactics by implication of the threat of condign action from a superior governmental power should the papers presented be ignored.
"Suddenly our progress was halted by a group of armed men, but after a few tense minutes they waved us along, after Dr. Keller flashed his packet of dago dazzlers in their faces."
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