DDM

"Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker"
A name tag given to a false person who has a considerable amount of body Fat.

"You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker(DDM), obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes"- Matto

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DDM

Dick daddy master

I am her DDM

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DDM

DDM or D.D.M. is an abbreviation for Designated Drunk Molester. He's that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. They often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.

Friend 1 "Did you see Chris at the party last night?"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"

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ddm

awesome ICP fan, rules and pwns

ddm pwns j00 n00b!

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DDM

Doodoo maker

Aye bro she got a nice DDM

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Dylan DDM

Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood

Kyle: Dylan what did the teacher just say
Dylan DDM *kicks in the balls*

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ddm

It means 'Don't dead me' basically like if someone makes a joke or you just find something funny youll say that

"Why is he looking like an apple?" Liam asked "Ddm"