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Deacon

Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.

Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else

by TACTICALSQUAD July 30, 2008

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Deacon

Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac

Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle

by xWOLFMANNx January 24, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deacon

Deacon is a cute boy that girls might have a crush on. Deacon likes to play footy, cricket and other sports. Deacon is very atheletic.

I like Deacon, he is cute

by potatoperson!! August 23, 2019

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Deacon

A funny nerd kind of sensitive but loves life.

Friends are lucky to have him.

Mess with Deacon he won't talk to you again.

Just because hes a nerd he will show you one hell of a time in bed cause he will give it to u good.

Bully Deacon he will kick the shit out of you.

Deacons a really nice guy

Great at sex

Nerd

by BOIIMA SMACK HALL UP March 26, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deacon

A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jones became a deacon of the church.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deacon

A member of a homosexual cult

Who is widely known for lacking intelligence.Or someone who is part of a Jewish community or state.

Oh he is so dumb,he must be a deacon

by Damdane12 June 11, 2017

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Deacon

A Deacon is a guy who cant say no. even if he doesn't like you he will lead you on and break your heart. they make great friends but have commitment issues.

Deacon said he doesn't like me!
What?! he kissed you 2 minutes ago!

by watermelon chick November 27, 2022