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Jimbo "the dead fuck"

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol

"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!

by yo yo to the ho ho May 12, 2009

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Dead Fuck Feast

A term used for when you have the intent to kill somone, have sex with them, and then eat them.

Hey, you know Ronda down in payroll ?
I'd like to have a DEAD FUCK FEAST with her.

by Wilson Cartwright August 16, 2005

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DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

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i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

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Dead as Fuck

When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.

The bird you just killed is dead as fuck!

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020