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This guy has a long slong like it’s so long at least 26” yea BIG also when using this long slong one of the up sides is you slap anyone with your third leg So if you know someone with this name just know he has a bigger coc than u
My name is deagan lites if you know what I mean
The process of using a extremely large nazi themed dragon dildo to suffocate an elderly lady by shoving it so far up her ass she turns into a gorilla, causing confusion which results in Bill Cosby fucking your sisters cat.
Me and the lahds went out for a dirty deagan on Saturday. Long story short my sister needs a new cat and my neighbour needs a new grandma
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When a mexican crosses the border
Oh wow that imigrant pulled a deagan ward
Deagan never ever wants to do jobs around the house, and usually sleeps alot. You can normally find him in his bedrooom asleep with his phone still on or some weird music playing. He eats lots of snacks and is often reffered to as a sloth. He usually find himself emptying the bottles of milk in the fridge. Water bills are non existent to a Deagan, and will usually spend at least an hour in the shower. Can be quite annoying but it comes in waves because if hes not annoying someone, hes asleep in his room.
Dad: Why is there no milk left for my coffee?
person 2: Deagan drank the rest of it last night