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1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.
2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.
3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).
4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
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The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.
An all-purpose catchphrase denouncing any and all ideas, arguments, behaviours and/or organizations perceived as being "liberal". Used primarily by ultra-right wing reactionary wingnuts (a small but unfortunately vocal segment of regular conservatism) for whom the term has an almost satanic connotation. The general purpose is to portray all political ideologies not supportive of their own as subversive, deceptive and dishonest.
The term was made particularly popular by Conservapedia, "the trustworthy encyclopedia", and its founder, Andrew Schlafly. Its overuse there has since weakened its effectiveness substantially, particularly anywhere on the internet. Consequently, it is almost never taken seriously anymore by either side of the political spectrum. Often the term is used to mock or parody fundamentalists and paranoid political demonization of the opposition, although Poe's Law may sometimes lead to confusion with actual ultra-conservatives making making "serious" arguments.
"It's another liberal falsehood. I don't expect that falsehood to bother liberals, but it will matter to everyone else. It's going into the growing list of liberal deceit." - Andrew Schlafly
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The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.
See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.
There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."
"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
Finding out the person you have been with for close to 7 years (CP) is the one person you swore you would never FUCK with, then you realize that you were the #1 participant in a game that only PLAYERS knew you were not going to win at any given time, Now the game is over and you sit back and think to yourself you should have FORFEITED along time ago......
CP finally showed his true colors and committed the ultimate deceit against KH after 7 years!
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When you make your dick look smaller by pushing your pelvis down and when receiving head you thrust your dick all the way in forcing her to deepthroat your cock.
Should have seen the look on her face when I gave her a deceitful deepthroat last night. She gagged so hard.
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