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This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them
Yo why’d you just grab her ass
It’s December 1st dumb ass
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The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪
Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over
Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning
Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st
The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty
Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped
"That 4'9 girl is my queen on December 1st *heart eyes*"
The day signifying the end of No Nut November where for a month a man does not masturbate and the beginning of Destroy Dick December where a man beats his dick as much and hard as he wants all month
"Bro whats todays date?" "December 1st." "Hell yeah, I'm gonna go fap bro."
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That's right ladies and gents, its destroy dick December. So ladies get those legs shaved and men, get that lotion.
Go at it lmao
girl:Hey babe its December 1st, yk what that means!
her boyfriend:Oh ya come on over, its destroy dick december
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It's December 1st, you know what that means, it's my birthday
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a very, very, very important day for all men.
when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.
However this is only a day for men.
Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks