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december 30th is officially going to be known as "international lottie day" in commemoration of it being the birth of one miss lottie.
person A: omg do you know what tomorrow is?
person B: december 30th??
person A: well yes, which is international lottie day!
person B: omg ur right? how could i forget? happy international lottie day, my friend!
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December-30th is also know as National Bitch Nigga day. On National Bitch Nigga day you can do whatever you want to anyone who's displaying bitchniggery
"Ron did you just fuck my ass?"
"Silence, for thou shall take punishment in the prostate promptly for displaying such bitchniggeryness on this fine December-30th "
"Oh, okay..."
the day where gifts are given, and if you have a birthday on this day, fuck you
lmao no presents for Kyler, his birthday is on December 30th
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you are the cutest lil bean must protect at all cost!! you have the prettiest smile and a huge HUGE heart goddamn your eyes hold the entire universe in them,, your CHEEKS fuck Everyone loves you and /wishes/ to be you but they can never be as amazing as you <3
him: my birthday is on 30th december hehe
me: fuck that sounds like the love of my life
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Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th
You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day
December 30th is the national day where a female has to send a mirror selfie wearing nothing from the hips and up to the man who informed her. If anything is effecting the visibility and cover's body parts, another picture resolving the problem must be sent. It is only allowed for a man to receive it from one woman, and women may only send to one man.
Man: Hey baby, its December 30th. Did you know this *followed by either showing and or sending information about this day*
Woman: oh alright.
Woman: so what do you think?
Man: you look amazing, thank you for blessing my eyes. *Say thanks and tell her she looks nice. Like, dont be a dick*
Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th