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Kissssss, Hold Handssss, Hugggg, Do whatever you want with you Gf, Bf day!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gf:"You know what today is?"
BF: "What?"
Gf:*Kisses him*
Bf: "Oh December 3rd"
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No pee day.
You're not allowed to pee today.
I don't make the rules.
I just enforce them.
Person 1: Yo are you going to the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's December 3rd, remember?
Person 2: Fuck.
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People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks
Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd
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Give a person your sweater day
Person: hey take my sweater
Other person: why
Person: it's December 3rd
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national kiss your girlfriend/ boyfriend day.
omg it’s december 3rd are you gonna kiss her today
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