decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

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decor

A group of homosexual men.

A school of fish, a murder a crows, a flock of seagulls, a decor of poofs.

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Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

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decorous

When a person is being really extra and rude but you have to deal with it while being polite and restrained

Man, my sugar daddy wants me to visit him in his office every week, but I want money to pay for my clothes so I have to be decorous.

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DECOR

When a girl is all looks and no brains.

"Jessica is such decor . "

decorate

Drinking during the holiday season.

At Thanksgiving this year the adults said we are going to "D" and Cook all day, "D" meaning drink, the 7yr old child says, "I want to Decorate too! "D" means Decorate right??" And a new cover ID was born.

So let's get decorated this holiday season.

"Let's decorate!"

I have been decorating since noon!

"I'm officially decorated..."

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Decore

A Decore is performed when a Male ejaculates his seminal fluids into the hair of his female partner, who proceeds to vigorously rub the semen through her hair as though she is starring in the famous Decore shampoo TV add

I was sick of giving Abraham Lincolns so I gave her the Decore treatment

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