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n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.
Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.
2) Someone who says, "O.k.", "I will get it done." or "Aye, Sir!" while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.
3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the information given.
4) A term meaning it is like they have deflector shields in or around their head to keep out any and all pertinent information.
Mike has a huge deflector dome! Information seems to just bounce right off that guy!
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A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.
"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".
Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.
"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".
"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"
"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."
when your boobs are soo big they deflect hugs
I've never seen hug deflectors as big as that before!
They truly are some big hug deflectors
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A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.
I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.
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A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
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