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1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.
2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.
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A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
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(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
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Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
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Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.
If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.
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When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.
Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
What a hard day at work, I need to defrag watching TikTok’s.
A person who who has a piss poor conversational follow-up ability either because they are scatter brained or just don't g.a.f about you.
Lisa defragged when I texted her about all of us going bowling this Friday.