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Men with undoubtably large penises.
Brandon can't wear shorts
How come?
He's in Delta Tau Delta
Oooooooh.
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Delta Tau Delta is a greek letter organization commonly refered to as one of the following; "Dudes touching dudes," or "Deep throat daddies." Members of this fraternity are frequently seen performing acts of depravity and sexual deprivation on not only one another, but also animals (especially goats) and any girl that is unlucky enough to end up ruffied on their front lawn.
Guy 1: "Hey man did you hear that weird sound last night?"
Guy 2: "Ya dude, I think Delta Tau Delta's poor goat finally got raped to death last night."
Guy 1: "hmm.... I didn't know that was actually possible."
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A group of intolerant racist rednecks typically found at small universities in the east Texas vicinity. Known for their constant smiles and seemingly polite mannerisms, delts often bitch like sorority girls and have a Napoleon complex. These ignoramuses often throw rush parties where they let in underage girls and, after the cops show up, claim that this has "never happened before". The pledge master is also typically a southern baptist closet homosexual who likes to play gay board games like chutes and ladders rather than fuck hot girls. The other officers are typically wannabe rich white redneck trash from Arkansas or a short kinesiology major who has semi hot girlfriend and thinks he's badass.
Guy number one: "hey man! I'm rushing delta tau delta!"
Guy number two: "have fun playing chutes and ladders. Just make sure ur chute stays closed while around your pledge master!"
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