Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

delves

Big raw sniffer

Hides it from all his friends
Crippling gambling addiction

Has a thing for younger girls

“What’s that guy doing with his life he’s been in the sov for ten hours now”
“Oh he’s just being a delves “

Delving

The act in which a male will purposely place his penis on a shelf in a public place (eg. Public library) where it will deliberately be seen or touched

“Delving elf on a shelf but with a penis”