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a program found in the Comcast Digital Cable menu. Turn to channel 1 and the screen will turn black for a few seconds and will say: One Moment Please. Then this menu will show up and you pick the categories, movies, shows, and music. The HBO, Cinemax, Starz, Showtime & TMC On-Demand is free. The other movies, which are brought to you by Comcast, which are new releases within 2-3 years will cost you about $2.00-$4.00.
Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Hey where do you think your going buddy?
Bob: I'm going to the video store to rent a movie.
Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Why do that if you have on demand on your digital cable box?
Bob: I don't know but I'm gonna go home and watch some on demand!.
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An absurd commandment.
Ian made the demandation for Christiane to wear her hair a messy bun.
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The act of constantly whining and making "MERRRRR"-like sounds in order to get exactly what you want.
Usually followed by a high pitched laugh and complete denial of ones own demanding
If demands are not met, demander gets in a BIG FAT MOOD until you feel guilty and give in to the demand.
Lacey: Give me your cardi
Lauren: But im cold
Lacey: Your so selfish, im cold
Lauren: MERRRRR demand
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She has so many demandments I can never do right by her.
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What popularity wants or the popular answer to the decision you have to make
By popular demand, I went to the mall to see my fans instead of the movies.
simple marketing idea based on the concept that the higher the demand and lower the supply, the higher the price. It can also be proved by the concept that the lower the demand and higher the supply, the lower the price. Is has nothing to with Linux is free and the demand supply or irrelevent since it already costs $0.00 to get and and $0.00 buy.
Dumb people are fine, but they ones that post useless definitions are just plain anoying.
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To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.
I demand satisfaction, sir.
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