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demetri

DMT, the coolest drug ever

"Me and Demetri are best pals"

by Blazer_of_the_Free_Smoke March 15, 2004

79πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Demetri

Demetri is a very handsome boy usually dated by Addie’s. Demetri is Mexican and has brown hair. Can be called demetrios or β€œd”. Demetri is a very nice boy and always has something funny to say.

β€œHey demetri wanna go out” girl #1

β€œNo he likes me!” Girl #2

β€œ ladies ladies there’s plenty enough of me to go around” demetri

by Gigi hannigan December 6, 2018

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Demetri

Someone who makes cheesy jokes and is the only one laughing at them, though he is super sweet and emotional. He loves a good game and is a bit of a rule follower so don't be a cheater. A Greek name originated from the Greek Goddess Demeter.

Wow he's laughing at his own joke. I bet his name is Demetri.

by ASL4life January 28, 2017

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Demetris

literally the biggest freaking loser i have ever met

Person 1: Hey, have you met Demetris?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a freaking loser.

by bluestar155 August 17, 2019

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Demetri

Honestly, I'm getting real tired of your shit.

Wtf Demetri...

by Fablehaft23 April 1, 2017

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Demetry

Often the name of a man who, although being straight. Will continuosly stalk his male friends. Eventually the man becomes so bold he sucks his friends off in their sleep.

Guy: Fuck. Demetry snuck in my house and my girl saw. Now she's telling everyone I'm gay

by psydemin June 7, 2016

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Feed Demetri

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018