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Demitrious is a Cute and handsome usually black male who loves football and basketball he is able to get any female he want but he has his eye on one particular one.He is a great kisser and loyal to a girl if he feels she is worthy.
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He is Demitri. That is a good thing <3.
Person 1: Who were you just with?
Person 2: Demitri.
Person 3: I like him. He's a good person.
An asshole who gets no cud and likes men. He thinks he's the shit, but really he has no friends, is a sad, lonely little child, and can't even get a prostitute to hook up with him.
"I saw that loser tryna get that hoe under the red light to hook up with him but she wouldn't."
"Oh what a Demitrious."
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Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
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To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.
Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!
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