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These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.
Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.
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An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.
Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
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He is Demitri. That is a good thing <3.
Person 1: Who were you just with?
Person 2: Demitri.
Person 3: I like him. He's a good person.
Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
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To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.
Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!
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