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The principles and practices of an denimist
October's main feature is 'Denimism' so it's difficult to find specifics about jeans but I'd say most popular are long denim skirts.
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adj. being fully aware that what you are doing, wearing, saying, etc. is something that is not considered "cool" by society, but you don't care and own it anyway.
It's totally denim to make up your own word and meaning and post it on Urban Dictionary.
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A filthy Jeangoloid piece of fabric, who is ruled and terrorized by Mothman and is in deep denial over his true identity, and the fact that "it" is a Pair of Denim Blue Jeans!
Christian "Levi " Ikerd is an example of being "The Denim" Because he is in deep denial of being a disgusting pair of jeans, who also loves deep rinse/wash cycles!
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When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.
Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?
On April 29th, we wear denim as a big fuck you to all rapists.
The campaign began after a ruling by the Italian Supreme Court where a rape conviction was overturned because the justices felt that since the victim was wearing tight jeans she must have helped the person who raped her remove her jeans, thereby implying consent. The following day, the women in the Italian Parliament came to work wearing jeans in solidarity with the victim.
A:"Why are you wearing jeans in quarantine?"
B:"Dude! It's April 29, it's denim day!"
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A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.
Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.