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A private liberal art university located in majestic Granville Ohio. This school has great parties. Also, it has the best drugs in the whole mid-west/east coast. It's marijuana strains of, Van Gogh, Purple Voltron have been featured in High Times. This is all thanks to the KZ's and Ripp $tarr which run the schools party and social scene.
Student 1: Hey where'd you get that amazing molly and chronic?
Student 2: I got it from Denison University.. And it's not just any chronic bro, it's that Van Gough. Here take a hit.
Student 1: (cough cough) WHOA this shit taste like fruity pebbles and melts your face. I gotta go to Denison University.
Student 2: Yeah the KZ's and Ripp Starr run shit there.
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A fur coat wearing, Old vic pub running chinchilla murderer who can often be found sniffing around 2nd hand fur coat markets. In an attempt to look like Pat Butcher
That Jacket is totally Katie Denison
A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College
- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.
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A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.
You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?
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The worst school in Texas. The teachers and principals are dumb, and dress code for no reason. They’re racially motivated and all smell like sweaty nuts. There’s so many pick me girls who nobody even likes. The guys are dumb and all smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass. The only thing good about Denison is battle of the axe because we’re cold asf, and Sherman sucks. And most of the staff and administration are Pedos. Also the coach don’t send no softie.
“You go to Denison high school ?” ..” yeah “ “ did you hear about the coach who doesn’t send no softies?”
The boy who sits next to me and he is uh uh uh uh uh uh uh amazingty, smart, balls, cock, has fluffy hair, balls, amog us, sus, uh.
You're so denison
Sexiest person in the world, Very Friendly, understanding loyal to people ,, with amazing mindset
Every girl admires such a person
Due to Denison's great sense of honour he was awarded a great gift