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The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.
Oh teacher, who invented fire?
-Nobody knows, but it was somewhere in Denmark.
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proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
man, I'm freezing my ass off, I really should move to Denmark! there I'm also allowed to speak my mind without being arrested!
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A fucking legendary country. Legalized porn in 1969, free health care, fire education system, and everyone has a great fashion sense. You're welcome!
Person 1: America is fucking shit, should I go to Canada?
Person 2: Um no wtf, go to Denmark... you'll love it;)
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Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
My dad grew up in Denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, "hello, how are you?" to strangers- they choked him and left.
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
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1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
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Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
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Denmark is just so much better than Norway
the whole world thinks that Denmark is better than Norway
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