dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

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Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.