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unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!
Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.
Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."
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The gay male version of a cougar.
Lance is 37 years old. He's boning a 20 year old named Bruce. This makes him a Dereck.
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Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...
Omg that guys so rude
Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck
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a crappy t mobil commercial
"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores
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a day when hailee is obligated to kiss dereck i guess…???
ayo isn’t today kiss dereck day boi????
He can handle cock fights but can handle sean kannery's handsomeness.
Better luck next time rhenz dereck.
DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.
He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be
Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use