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A Derick is a person who has a heart of gold, they may get drunk often and take random drugs at concerts but they will always have your back. Derick is highly promiscuous, and shows little restraint when presented with food, drugs, alcohol, or men. While he may seem nice he has the potential to be twofaced, however, once a Derick sees you as a priend or ally, he is incredibly loyal and nothing except betrayal would make him stray from the path of friendship. Overall a good person to be your friend, and a terrible person to have for an enemy.
"That Derick talks shit about everyone, but it's ok because he'll still keep your secrets"
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He is a goddess .He is smart cute as fuck wemen love him men want to be him...
I so wanna be Derick he a boss..
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Derick is a person who is gay and looks like he likes little boys. Someone who is obsessive and can’t take no for an asnwer
Bro stop being such a Derick it’s weird!
Likes to have sex with artsy girls that live in his dorm area
Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
have 500 accents
Guy 1: Damn that derick is a whore
Guy 2: nahhhhh he can't help that he is derick. sterile ya know?
Guy 3: duuuuuddde lucky he can have all the sex he wants.
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Guy with a huge ridiculous MASSIVE cock. Incredibly sweet, caring. Makes even the most insecure person feel loved and cherished. Huge nerd, incredibly adorable when he nerds out. Soft and cuddly. Super smart.
Hey, there's Derick!
Doesn't he have a huge, massive, ridiculous orc cock?
He's also smart, handsome and sweet!
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a pretty nice dude who’s says dumb things. He also knows how to spell coconut. He is also very sensitive and probably part of the class of 2023
No one: ....
Derick: they are OUR foreigners
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My classmate, also the coolest person in the school.
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