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A person who has a strong self belief in being a Fortnite God but is actually not. En route to solo victories this player will hide in bushes for the majority of the match and finish with one kill while claiming they never saw anyone and when they did they killed them. In duo and squad this player excels at being carried by his team, hijacking unearned loot, and only being able to get kills with a scar.
If you ever are wondering where you can find him when he is on your team just glance quickly directly behind you. He will be using you as a human shield blocking your way out of a hairy situation. If not right on your ass he can be found miles away looking for a scar because that's more important.
Outside of fortnite this person will have a dry bumble and a tinder filled with ugly chicks... and dudes.
Player 1: Wow. There he goes pulling a Derik again.
Player 2: Is he hiding in a bush or searching for a scar?
Player 3: I miss teamkilling.
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(warning this is just a joke to punk my friend)
Derik is the type of retard and disappointment who calls his dad papa skinny small and stupid. His father killed the mother because she ate the butter out of the fridge.
Derik: Papa your stupid!
Papa: Ree
Derik:haha
Papa: Throw him to the boat.
Reporter: Derik dumbo has been eating by sharks because his dad covered him in meat and tied him up then chucked him off a boat. No one will miss him cause he reacted everything someone said and took credit for it. So tonight join the parade to celebrate the death of Derik dumbo 7:00pm during the gold coast show.
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When you have a girl tied up and you're doing her doggy style you start to put random objects into her asshole.
Why are you walking funny?
My bf gave me a Dirty Derik last night.
An extemely optomistic person, but yet lacks the ability of common sense in any sort of direction. Likes to do front flips onto tables and take darts in the butt. Derik is someone who is also the guy that always gives you a couple pats on the butt during intercourse with your significant other...but only because his lip ring got stuck to his significant others and needs help. Hes extremely outgoing and if you ask him politely he will lick your face then, then continuously Stone Cold Stunner you! Rock on derik! You imbisel!
Derik Ross is defined as someone that drinks way to much.
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The embodiment of the phrase "cool" Has a big PP
"Wow, do you see Derik? He is so cool."
Gay and looks like an egg.
-Woah look at that gay egg!
-Oh wait that’s just Derik...
A person who is underestimated when it comes to sports.Can talk a lot of trash and back it up.Is most likely a Boxer or Soccer player.Has a big penis usually 9-10 inches.A lot of people hate him,and try to ruin him.Helps you with anything that you need.Loves his family.and has a strong mentality and upbringing.comes from a rich family.But he is not spoiled.Works hard for what he is given.