job description

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.

I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"

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over descriptive

What do you think? A.K.A. "Too Much Information"

Insead of saying, "I'm gonna take a dump" Joe was over descriptive and said, "I'm gonna sit on a block of porcelin and let a huge, brown chunk slide out of my ass and into a lake of previously-white water, turning it into a swamp of organic toxic waste."

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long description

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A phenomenon called "long description" that happens when you type too many uppercase W's.

read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

non descript

a person that fits into non for the following catagories 100%
emmo,punk,rocker,mosher ,greebo ,trendy,chav,goth,wampire ect. they dont want to be pigeon holed an couldent care less, they like wot they like and dont opinionate outhers (genrally)

im not goth im non descript

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cheeky description

A definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.

cheeky description of libertarianism: "we like freedom."

cheeky description of democrats: "we dislike inequality."

cheeky description of republicans: "we like America."

cheeky description of feminism: "we want equality for women."

cheeky description of white supremacists: "we like white culture."

cheeky description of Bush-era foreign policy: "we don't like terrorists."

cheeky description of MADD: "we don't like drunk driving accidents."

cheeky description of NRA: "we like freedom and safety."

cheeky description of PETA: "we oppose animal torture."

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you fit the description

Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.

I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.

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