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Desmond is a cute, shy, bubbly, kind, free spirted youthful but also kinda clumsy and airheaded boy who loves to make people happy even though he isn't always happy himself. But he can also be a bit mean and a follower he just wants to be accepted and loved.
He is such a Desmond!
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A slang term in football (actual football not the weird American type with helmets) for a 2-2 draw. Inspired by the famous African cleric Desmond Tutu.
John: I'm going for a 3-0 win to United today mate.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.
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The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
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Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
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Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.
Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.
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Desmond is a kind, shy, bubbly, free spirted, youthful but airheaded and clumsy boy.He can also be kinda mean, snobby and follower but despite that he is a very sweet soul who loves to make people happy even if he isn't always happy himself. He is everyones bestfriend and even a better boyfriend don't take a Desmond for granted.
That new boy is a total Desmond!
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A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
Wow, you were a total Desmond last night.
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