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A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.
After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.