short simple creature
look at this devious creature
guy1: hey look at that Devan
guy2: wow, i thought they were extinct
guy1: no, they're just so microscopic that you usually can't see them
guy2: crazy
guy2: hey wanna have gay intercourse
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Sexy Beast from the South ;)
"There's Devan, look away or she'll seduce you into having millions of babies omg!"
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Nick if youβre reading this....
You just lost the game.
And now you owe me a milkshake
Unless I can beat you in bowling? Find me a swift boy and letβs make it a double date with you and Jess?
K bye best friend
Nick: Devan you owe me a fucking pretzel
Devan: what about the root beer?
Nick: that too
Devan: shit.
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An amazing guy athletic, kind, serious, funny and has a great attitude in the bed, not mentioning his way of getting the ladies.
Devan and I somehow got in the bed last night and man was it wonderful! The size of his penis
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Fat bbc best nigga around now abc ok and is a cool boy that is a gorilla boy
Kyle:Damn look at that Biggs gorilla devan with the abcs
Devan:π
Hangry pregnant female that is typically unreasonable in her demands.
Devan told him to run to the store immediately to get some chips that don't crunch because the sound of chewing annoys her.
She is loving and demanding and yes SHE is a girl. She is gorgeous and stubborn and has a sense in fashion. She is very organized and loves to organize. She loves shopping and she is a dance geek. She does school track.
Biily-Wheres Devan??
Bob-Cleaning her room so she can get money to go shopping
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