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a homosexual behaving bat from northeast africa...usually has more than one very small penis tucked under a fold of skin...where he keeps the fruit of his loins. White Boys are often compared to these.
"hey man look at that white boy over dere...devries muh home boy, devries"
*black guys laugh* '
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.Dude 1- " I just got a brand new whip. I just put some 26's on it, im bout to be riding it this summer!
Dude 2- "Really?"
Dude 1- "Yeah! I got it in the shop right now. They puttin some 24's on it."
Dude 2-" You devry ass nigga I thought you said you put 26's on it!"
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The place you go when your parents forget to set up a college fund for you. Your GPA is less than 0.5. And you don't have any talents, skills, or ethnic status to fall back on.
"After 7 years in high school, now that you graduated, where will you go?"
"DeVry!"
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\ De*Vry Uni*ver*si*ty \ ( Duh-vri Yoo-nuh-vur-si-tee )
- noun
1. An unflattering and even pejorative term for a franchise of schools allegedly responsible for providing tertiary education to students, who are traditionally failed college applicants that consider themselves too intelligent for community college.
2. The world's most awesome oxymoron.
1. "Man, I totally blew off my SAT's and got shafted into DeVry University, but don't tell anyone!"
2. Shannon spent the day brainstorming insulting oxymorons: Rap Music, Military Intelligence, Athletic Scholarship, Modern Art ... but none could top DeVry University!
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When your friends trick you into doing something you don't want to do by telling you that you're going to do something else.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Ryan did to Mike last week?
Guy 2: No! What?
Guy 1: Ryan totes told him that they were going bowling, but they ended up going roller skating, which Mike hates.
Guy 2: No way! He got Devried hard.
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A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.
Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.
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