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1. to shoot in the face by accident
2. to shoot in the face.
And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.
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Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."
Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"
Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."
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An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.
Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney
The answer is B.
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The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.
Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.
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An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
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Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.
"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."
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A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America
Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.
Fred: why?
Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!
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