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The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.
I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.
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Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"
I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.
the act of syncing the drop of the new years ball to dropping your balls into your significant other's mouth.
Hey are you coming to the new year's eve party", "No I am doing the Dick Clark with my girlfriend
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When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.
I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".
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(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".
A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"
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A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.
Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?