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douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 16, 2006

74πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 21, 2015


douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 16, 2006

27πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


douche-dick

A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"

You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.

by TickleMeSilly March 27, 2014

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Douche Dick

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

by sportsfan931 January 29, 2015

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

β€œTank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

β€œHerbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year πŸ˜’.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 6, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; β€œDamn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 2, 2022