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A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
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1. When you have wanked so much that nothing more will come out.
2. When you run so much that your dick goes dry.
3. When you see someone so ugly that you go dry.
Sex addict: Oh shit, I've got Dry-dick!
Normal person: Your dick is fucked.
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(n): As contradictory to "gettin' my dick wet," dry dick refers to lack of having sex.
Example 1: "Damn man, I gots dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"
Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"
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Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.
Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!
Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.
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Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.
I just failed No Nut November, but I can
still try to survive Dry Dick December.
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1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
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Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.
Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.
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