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1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.