If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

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candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth