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National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day

Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Dick Drop Kick

The art of jumping up and slamming your penis into a girls vagina like a drop kick

Hey babe you wanna try to do a dick drop kick tonight

by JEREME-SAN February 9, 2021


Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

by wizecracker October 6, 2016


kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 17, 2008

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dick it and Kick it.

To have sex with a girl then dump her.

Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

by Big B Base God October 10, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 17, 2016

5550πŸ‘ 4026πŸ‘Ž


kick dick

To be lazy and to not do anything useful or to do nothing at all

- What have you been doing today?
- Nuthin' just kickin' dick

He is too lazy all he does is just kick dick all day

by fkeller May 3, 2010

31πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž