a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another
mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole
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Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.
Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !
A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face
Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.
A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
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Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
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A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.
I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?
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Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."