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A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.
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When one blows their load into a tissue.
I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.
That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm
Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming
Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.