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Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019


hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024


hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024


hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024