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(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!
I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!
Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!
Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!
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v.t.A certain perverse sexual act, the details of which cannot be mentioned here
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When you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse, something even worse happens referring to how Law and Order: SVU always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.
Person 1:"Jenna got sexually assaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. Turns out he has AIDs and she's probably pregnant, too."
Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
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A flirtatious woman who constantly is on the hunt for male genitalia.
Dude, this chick at the party just kept rubbing up on me, she was a real dick wolf.
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A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.
Some one who wants or loves dicks. dicks
Example 1: Dude you see that chick over there shes a total dick wolf she will suck any one off.
Example 2: Shut the fuck up you dickwolf.
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n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.
"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.
"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"
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