Dick bicycle

ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it

"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"

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bicycle dick

A simple insult that does not make sense but sounds funny. Invented by myself whilst on Facebook (See Fuckbook).

Garret: Im chill as a qucumber
Me: Theres no q in cucumber bicycle dick.

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Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.