A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"
The male counterpart of a mudcricket.
Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.