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When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH
I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .
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When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.
After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.
Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!
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The unhygienic hands of Richard.
Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.
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Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.
(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!
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Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.
Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: Na, it's already happened. My boss is hot, she pays me dick-in-hand! BOOYA!!!
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Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.