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Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
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Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.