A dick rider is someone who talks bad about someone else but as soon as they come around they wanna switch up and shit. Like yall could be having a convo and the person whos dick they riding comes and they wanna laugh at everything they say and be all nice when they know damn well thats not how they was acting around you. they act all nice and touchy in private w them and then deny it later.
dick rider - omg *name* is such a dick
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3
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Someone who rides on anyoneβs dick but only if there name is rider
Brad is such a dick rider
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A Kanye West fan I mean like a really really mega fan of Kanye West
- Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? Itβs very awesome
- na i donβt like to dick ride nor hang on balls
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a woman who uses the sex position where she is on top in a neeling position and the man is on his back between her legs and she rides up and down on his dick.
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A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider
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A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
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All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
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