Sex Dick

The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.

You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."

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Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

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Voodoo Sex Dick

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards

Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."

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