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Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)
Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.
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This is a term to refer to the man opposite size of his true penis. In this case “Tic Tac Dick” would refer to a 10 inch bigger dick than the size of a tic-tac, vice versa.(10.1 inch)
Person: You have a Tic-Tac dick
Them: .. you underestimate me and my dicks length
When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.
"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"
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When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.
"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.
A rude guy with a tic-tac size manhood.
...did you see that car swerve in front of me?? This dick-tac cut me off!!!
When you put a tic tac in your dick hole before a blowjob for a pleasant blast of flavor!
Brandon dick-tacced me, it was a amazing surprise of orange flavor!
He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.