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The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 7, 2010


trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.

V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.

by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009


dicketed

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.

Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.

by thelesbiantigress December 16, 2012


golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket

by issaseccret July 15, 2018


dicket

Ticket to be a dick.

My husband told me I looked like I'd gained weight. Who have him a dicket?!

by akbackstrom December 20, 2018


Dicket

A ticket you get from a simp as a result of sleeping with them

"Get those dickets from him"

by Floury January 8, 2021