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more than a dyke. someone who plays baseball until she’s 14 then is forced to switch to softball. the dykiest of dykes.
“Hey have you met Ellie Brown...yeah she’s such a diesel-dyke.”
woman built like a brick shithouse, tattoos, piercings, and bigger cajones then you could ever wish for
seen on the street transferring a bumper sticker to her car that reads... HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
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Any butch bitch who works in the automotive industry. Usually depicted with short hair and voice as deep as a whores snatch and a head as rough as a kicked in shit tin.
Customer: Sir I'd like my car serviced
Mechanic: Sure, i'll call julie
Customer: Julie????!!!!
Mechanic: Shes our residenty Diesel Dyke
Customer: Runs away crying
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A "female" who resembles prehistoric man in many respects. Large, ungainly, hairy, loud, dirty, unkempt, smelly, ignorant, aggressive, revolting, unevolved, clumsy, stupid and disgusting.
Hillary Clinton loved a good strap-on ass fucking from a diesel dyke like Janet Reno.
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n. female version of jock except without the homophobia
That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.
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The Alpha Dyke in a gaggle of dykes¹, a homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The Man"².
Visually identified by a high top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker boots and an earring set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a wallet and belt on one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.
Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific gaggle.
To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.
¹ Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a gaggle of gay gooses, a gaggle of dykes is the top 5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.
² Author's note: It is unclear if "The Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.
³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel Dyke
Terry is such a Raging Diesel Dyke, she took Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive husband and had the time to detail her rig this afternoon. An absolute legend of epic proportions.
A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!
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